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Posted on 30th Aug at 2:43 AM, with 41,202 notes
brainstatic:

This is the English word I want to get tattooed on my wrist. It means “to keep breathing even though the water rises all around you.” English is such a mystical exotic language. They can fit so much meaning into so small a word.

brainstatic:

This is the English word I want to get tattooed on my wrist. It means “to keep breathing even though the water rises all around you.” English is such a mystical exotic language. They can fit so much meaning into so small a word.

Posted on 30th Aug at 2:35 AM, with 38,563 notes

hunnnnie:

I want someone to really want me. Make a big deal about me, tell me I’m on your mind way too fucking much but you kinda like it. Make it completely obvious that I’m the person you want. Tell me you can’t wait to see me; show me how you feel so I can feel it too.
Make me feel something I’ve never felt before. Tell your friends about me & I’ll tell them about how you make butterflies swam my stomach. Want me as much as I want you.

Posted on 30th Aug at 2:34 AM, with 50 notes
The Nintendo strategy on boosting portable sales

lordnot:

Step 1: Create an inferior portable without some common sense features

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Step 2: Wait for the fanboys and girls to rationalize how those features weren’t needed and it’s a fine system without them.

Step 3: Release a new model with those features after everyone’s already bought the original.

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Step 4: Watch the fanboys and girls praise Nintendo for their genius and rush to pre-order.

Posted on 30th Aug at 2:33 AM, with 194 notes

quickweaves:

the way white ppl talk about us is so weird 

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"exotic yet completely ethnic features" more like your racist ass cant rationalize black beauty 

Posted on 30th Aug at 2:28 AM, with 443 notes

autisticcat:

autistic magical girl who demands a new wand, because the one she got first was awful to hold and touch. the new one is made of different strands of metal spiraled together, with none of the untidy designs the other one was covered in. 

autistic magical girl whose attacks double as stims. 

autistic magical girl whose attack names are super detailed descriptions of what the attack does. 

autistic magical girl who secretly wears part of her costume under regular clothes, because magical girl costumes are made out of much more comfortable clothing. 

autistic magical girl whose transformations give her equipment to reduce sensory input. 

autistic magical girls

Posted on 30th Aug at 2:26 AM, with 89 notes
White People who aint never seen Friday: bye Felicia
Posted on 30th Aug at 2:25 AM

just mistook this dude on okcupid for another dude i messaged earlier

Posted on 30th Aug at 1:24 AM, with 42 notes

toastradamus:

who would win in a fight? Popeye or Jackie Chan?

here some some fight modifiers

Popeye:

  • has spinach

Jackie Chan:

  • wants no trouble
Posted on 30th Aug at 1:19 AM, with 1,491 notes

Anonymous said: Can you draw a drunk llama for me pls

frenums:

frenums:

a classic

Posted on 30th Aug at 1:18 AM, with 3,278 notes

thottweiler:

how you white and you talk about other white people like you not white

I DON’T SEE ANY FUCKING LIES?????????????

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